holy sheet.
these girls ages combined are still younger than me.
and they have more amazing names.
and outstanding music talent.
what have i done with my life?
the human..
according to stefon.
the hoomba
the human roomba. that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage
the human bathmat
that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor
the human boombox
that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangster rap.
the human fire extinguisher
that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots from his mouth
the human fire hydrant
that thing where high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass
the human kite
that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field
the human parking cone
that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them
the human R2D2
that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head
the human suitcase
that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport
Bill Hader breaking as Devin in ‘The Californians’ - SNL (dress rehearsal)
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Bill Hader breaking in Stefon’s first appearance - SNL (dress rehearsal)
it’s a bill hader breaking kind of evening. whadda beautiful man.
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