VERY Good Friday. :3

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My cleaning style is ten minutes of cleaning, half an hour of watching puppy and/or baby videos. Rinse and repeat.

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The ground-breaking metamorphosis scene in the Michael Jackson short film ‘Black or White’ released in 1991

this is still pretty groundbreaking and its been almost 22 years

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Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer - Nu Mode Magazine photoshoot (x)

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5/6 ain’t bad.

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The Mindy Project finale shoot in NYC 4/16/2014

@mindykalingMagic hour! One of the best days of my life #themindyproject

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these are actually nice


1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you…

teach me how to be you pls


i stand by what i said, you being a funnier, smarter and gutsier gal than i could ever hope to be. anyway it’s mostly like this:

think about boys before you go to sleep at night, think about boys when you’re running and it’s all built up like jam in the jam doughnut; tell yourself you should read more non-fiction, tell yourself you should read foucault, tell yourself marx probably is a good writer and you should give him another go; practice making yourself hard and small from the time you are 12; lock yourself in bathroom stalls when you don’t know anyone at the party and try to make the air go in and out; accidentally join a buddhist sect in japan because you’re too shy and unassertive to refuse, age sixteen; take photos of your best friend doing silly dances; walk four kilometres because you’re too impatient to ever wait eight minutes for a tram and you like moving; sit at your desk and write stories about people fucking and falling in and out of love and mothers and men and dogs; make nervous dumb smalltalk, talk like an idiot, talk like a vacuous idiot; enjoy things that involve precision and control and discipline like word choice and falling in love with boys and barre exercises in ballet and baking and learning new languages from scratch; go to gigs when you’re happy and feel it humming in your teeth, go to gigs when you’re catatonic and put your fist to your mouth so you don’t burst out sobbing; privately think you are right most of the time even when it is not true; try your friends’ patience with how anxious and destroyed you are, do it in melbourne, do it in the back of a taxi in rio, then months later, think about how weird it is that you’ve got friends at all; think about that time germaine said “don’t be afraid to be difficult [as a woman]”; write shithouse pitches to editors and hope you scrape by on the supposed merit of your work or something a mutual acquaintance once said; eat fruit; talk to dogs; hate yourself but love your mother + your sisters + your girl gang; look up new words in the dictionary always;


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Dude I’ve liked like, five of your selfies on Instagram. Get the hint and date me already.

Is this the inverse of my ‘stop liking my posts and bang me already’?

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