Hello my dear friends.

I’m going to take a indefinite break from the old Tumbls as part of my Get Your Shit Together 2K14 scheme.

I will still be on here for the next hour or so before I pass on the reins to my dear Jo. If you would like to keep in touch, shoot me a message tonight and we shall figure something out (I’d link to my Insta or FB but there are some real creps out here and I’d like to maintain a tiny shred of anonymity).

Any time after that, message my secretary shawskankredemption who will be my inside man and be able to unite us.

It’s been grand! xx

posted 2 weeks ago8 notes

Goodbye Michelle, hello Misty. #oops  (at Misty’s Diner)

Goodbye Michelle, hello Misty. #oops (at Misty’s Diner)

posted 2 weeks ago3 notes

airmailed:
Molly.

I’m sorry, I have a bunch of these (thank you!) and I’m never at a computer to actually write them properly so I’ll try to space them out now.

Molly
Molly is the younger of my two nieces, she turned two almost a month ago. She is my older brother’s first child and will be a big sister by the end of summer.

She’s at a really beautiful stage of development where she has become a little parrot and is trying her hand at repeating everything that she hears. The results are dangerous and hilarious - her mother and I made her ask my brother (her dad) for a ‘poo cake’ for her birthday because we are mature adults who take both learning and baking v seriously.

Molly is such a little ray of sunshine, she really makes you feel like you’ve earned her love and affection even though you know that she is just so warm and would flash her infectious smile at anyone.

I really wish that I could see her more often.

posted 2 weeks ago1 notes

I’m not normally that excited about summer - maybe it’s because I skipped a chunk of it last year to frolick around Europe but I am absolutely hanging out for it this year.

I can’t wait for juice boxes in the freezer and floral sundresses with jelly sandals and the short ten minute drive from our house to the beach and sunbathing in our backyard and rooftop bars and sleeping in my knickers and driving home with the sun still shining and picnics in the park and handstands in the pool and margarita after margarita after margarita.

posted 2 weeks ago5 notes

😭😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭

posted 2 weeks ago2 notes

Nope.

posted 2 weeks ago2 notes

Another day, another adventure. #nofilter  (at Lysterfield Lake)

Another day, another adventure. #nofilter (at Lysterfield Lake)

posted 2 weeks ago2 notes

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posted 2 weeks ago90858 notes • source: partymanyeah

andwhenithappens:

tiltherewasyou just texted me the v important news that BEYONCÉ IS PREGNANT AGAIN and I made a good reference.

AHHHHHHH

andwhenithappens:

tiltherewasyou just texted me the v important news that BEYONCÉ IS PREGNANT AGAIN and I made a good reference.

AHHHHHHH

posted 2 weeks ago12 notes •

cred